Pokemonpoeguygcn's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bacon Simulator]

First toast. Then eggs. Now bacon.
You better make a milk or tea simulator next to help me wash down this meal.

[The Flying Grapefruit]

This is a shooting game where you're required to hit a stupidly small weak spot with garbage aiming that won't even hit if you go directly next to the weak point. This is just pretty abysmal

[Piconjo: AFK]

What a nice simple idle game. It's always great to take a break and go fishing for shit every once in a while. A little annoyed that the medals won't activate if the game is on for too long but it's not that major of an issue to me.

[Piconjo Sp33ch]

Remember kids, if you are ever feeling down, just look up and remember that pic0nj0 iz b3tt3r than j00!

[Cats n Wires]

I love this. These are some pretty great platforming puzzles. I hope you can expand on this with more levels or perhaps a sequel. Great work.

[Egg Simulator]

What a lovely, tasty-looking egg.
Damn shame that it's flavorless because you won't let me add salt or oil. >:(

[Kill Da Guy 2]

For whatever reason, you made your Shields medal only obtainable when you destroy all the pixels individually so if you were to position yourself to destroy two with one bullet, you fuck yourself out of getting the medal. That is just plain annoying and a waste of extra time.

But other than that, the game is not bad. Lots of interesting kills and nicely animated.

[CTW - The Hunt For Gifts]

Physics feels very wonky at times, like it's difficult to get the timing properly when climbing up slopes or difficult to find the correct platforms to jump to when I'm inside a building, but overall, it's an okay game to spend a few minutes on.

[Beat the Zombie!]

I have so many questions and all of them begin with "Why the fuck"

- Why the fuck are all upgrades and money reset at every level? What is the point of making this an idle game if you don't retain anything you earn?
- Why the fuck is there no upgrade available for my attack speed? It makes clicking effectively useless other than the medals that require it.
- Why the fuck does the game exit to the upgrades menu the moment I leave to a different tab/window? The point of an idle game is so I can leave the game running while I go do other shit someplace else. Why the fuck am I forced to contain myself to this game?
- Why the fuck does this exist?

[Electric Rubber]

I do realize that this is the original Electric Rubber game that inspired your many sequels but that cannot justify me giving a higher score. There are so many bugs and glitches in this game that it's an absolutely pain.

First off is the mute button. Everyone has the same problem so let's not dwell on this any longer.

Second is the upgrades from the shop menu (the basket thing in the top right corner). Out of the 20 upgrades that are available there, only 11 of them are actually functional: the upgrades to capacity and rub power. The idle power and cosmetic upgrades are all broken and a waste of currency. A money trap designed to scam you.

Thirdly is the "Decrease Prices" upgrade. I have no idea how this upgrade functions due to the varying effects it has on the other upgrades. For Capacity, it only decreases the cost of the next upgrade but the one after that returns to its unaltered cost. For Idle Power, it functions exactly as I expected it to: reducing the cost by a small rate. For Rubbing Power, it either gains the same effect as Capacity, Idle Power, or it decides to reset itself to cost kilowatts instead of megawatts. This upgrade is very inconsistent and if it weren't for the Dedication medal, nobody should spend any watts on this.

Fourth and lastly, your daily reward system is busted, thus rendering your Overnight Success medal unobtainable.

This game is a nightmare to play through.