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Despite the game saying it says your progress, it actually does no such thing. A similar thing to the Mute button. It only mutes the music when on the settings screen but once you go back to the main screen, the music plays again as if nothing happens. Luckily the solution to the music is to let it play itself until it ends because you forgot to make it loop.

What an absolute mess.

First off, the music is kinda annoying and gets on your nerves after the first 3 seconds. I just want to get that out of the way immediately. Secondly, this is not a bad idea for an idle game. Graphics are simple but still charming. The rebirth gives a pretty good bonus in exchange for restarting. The medals are pretty nice since you made them based on kills rather than long EXP grinding.

To any new players that are in need of tips, here are my two biggest advice. First, spend any all points you get on Critical Chance. Screw anything and everything else until you max that crap out. Second, the best way to speed through the game is to save enough gold to buy all 3 potions simultaneously and be ready to spam that arrow key to speed through the enemies.

I might have missed it because I wasn't paying attention but the lack of a turd in a urinal shows that this is either a very inaccurate high school bathroom or this place isn't American.

Still, this is quite a life changing adventure that everyone must traverse.

BobbyBurt responds:

I'm ashamed to admit to this flaw, but it truly it holds the experience down from great heights. This will be addressed in the HD PS5 remaster

First toast. Then eggs. Now bacon.
You better make a milk or tea simulator next to help me wash down this meal.

This is a shooting game where you're required to hit a stupidly small weak spot with garbage aiming that won't even hit if you go directly next to the weak point. This is just pretty abysmal

What a nice simple idle game. It's always great to take a break and go fishing for shit every once in a while. A little annoyed that the medals won't activate if the game is on for too long but it's not that major of an issue to me.

Remember kids, if you are ever feeling down, just look up and remember that pic0nj0 iz b3tt3r than j00!

I love this. These are some pretty great platforming puzzles. I hope you can expand on this with more levels or perhaps a sequel. Great work.

What a lovely, tasty-looking egg.
Damn shame that it's flavorless because you won't let me add salt or oil. >:(

For whatever reason, you made your Shields medal only obtainable when you destroy all the pixels individually so if you were to position yourself to destroy two with one bullet, you fuck yourself out of getting the medal. That is just plain annoying and a waste of extra time.

But other than that, the game is not bad. Lots of interesting kills and nicely animated.

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