Pokemonpoeguygcn's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blam This Game!]

A lovely game about reverse psychology and the futility of free will.

GalaxyOfVal responds:

Yep, and there's a sequel now. Can you get all 11 endings without the system forcing you to rate 5?

[Eat Pizza]

It's just not the same without the 5 point free medal.

[Pico and Angry Faish]

The fish comes at the same pace every time with no variety in speed and you don't necessarily need to time your spacebar presses since you can cheat by holding the button. This makes the game lack difficulty and variety.

Overall, it's not very engaging but free medals in exchange for 10 minutes of my time is not too bad.

[Gaming Screensaver]

After a few minutes of idling, the screensaver would just freeze up and stop moving....which defeats the entire purpose of a screensaver.

fe3l1ngsk1lled responds:

It seems like I made bunch of mess there if it's frozen... -w-

[Paper-Draw]

The hitboxes of the spikes are awful and do not match their actual shape, making platforming insanely hard and requiring pixel perfect jumps.

[Sr Pelo Abuse]

GG
I've ended his life, as you have requested

[Faces Of 2022 Collab]

Looks like someone didn't turn on the "Not 2022" medal

Dungeonation responds:

AAAAAA THANK YOU FOR REMINDING MEEEE

[Trophy Collab]

Ah, at long last....
A Newgrounds gacha game

aapiarts responds:

Is it a real gacha game if you can't lose hundreds of dollars to a picture on a screen though?

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2022]

Why are all the presents missing their lids? How's a guy supposed to figure out which present is the new one for the day without manually going through every presents again?

Sevi responds:

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny (Pokémon)
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all, yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny (Pokémon)
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny (Pokémon)
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon (gotta catch 'em all)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon

[Weird Wally's Warzone]

Not a damn clue how this game works. I just ran around in a circle to gather everyone up and then farted on them. I could have probably just played the South Park games instead but 300 free medal points is free.