Total Medals Earned: 9,801 (From 1,476 different games.) Total Medal Score: 175,260 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/165 points)
Start the game
Die for the first time
Start a game with modifiers enabled.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Max out your health.
Kill the first boss, the Heart.
Kill the second boss, the Lungs
Kill the third boss, the Brain.
Kill the fourth boss, the Eyes.
Kill the fifth boss, the Stomach.
Spend 50 coins.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (70/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
get at least 14 combos
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You should replay the game when finish any game!
You enter the game now.
Visit my facebook
Visit my newgrounds
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Passed level 11
Passed level 19
Passed level 16
Passed level 25
Passed level 22
Passed level 27
Passed level 29
Passed level 31
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
play ⚫️
survive for 2 minutes straight
survive for 5 minutes straight (you’re very easily entertained)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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